madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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meloooyellow:

i had to 

this one time…

in 6th grade, i told my friend that one of her churches views were, “no offense”, stupid, and she got upset, and i asked her, “why are you mad? i said no offense.” i didn’t even realize how ridiculous it was to think “no offense” made it okay to bash someone or their beliefs… i asked about her beliefs, and then i called them stupid, and didn’t even realize that was wrong. I’m so glad i grew up a bit since then, enough to know how disrespectful that was.

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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oddkittenlove:

*jewelry gets stolen*
“You shouldn’t’ve had jewelry in the first place”

*purse gets stolen*
“it’s your fault for having a purse!”

*person gets shot and killed*
“your parents shouldn’t’ve had unprotected sex”

*car gets stolen*
“who told you to buy a car”

*takes nude pictures*
“no one told you to take them”


Stop victim blaming. They had something valuable stolen from them, they didn’t ask for it to get stolen.

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pardon-my-tits:


butnobodyknowsme:


Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 


Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

pardon-my-tits:


butnobodyknowsme:


Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 


Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

pardon-my-tits:


butnobodyknowsme:


Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 


Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

pardon-my-tits:


butnobodyknowsme:


Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 


Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

pardon-my-tits:

butnobodyknowsme:

Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 

Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?
nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?
nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?
nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?
nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

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